{"id":45,"date":"2015-11-03T16:42:45","date_gmt":"2015-11-03T16:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/?p=45"},"modified":"2019-10-22T16:43:53","modified_gmt":"2019-10-22T16:43:53","slug":"has-anybody-seen-my-gal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Has Anybody Seen My Gal?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>a poem by Zeke<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>this gal called E<br>is five foot three<br>approximately<br>to give fair due<br>she\u2019s five foot two<br>and a half sans shoe<br>such crucial facts<br>her dad\u2019s memory lacks<br>given half a chance<br><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/xqYJjA4aYXM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>five foot two<\/em><\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/xqYJjA4aYXM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>eyes of blue<\/em><\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/xqYJjA4aYXM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>cootchie cootchie cootchie coo<\/em><\/a><br>and this is why<br>numbers ending in five<br>round up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>although<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a solid bet the E you\u2019d get<br>should that era run on yet<br>she\u2019d fit the lyrics of that tune<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>turned down hose spoon from nose<br>fringe and feathers from her clothes<br>she\u2019d dance the charleson night till noon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a poem by Zeke this gal called Eis five foot threeapproximatelyto give fair dueshe\u2019s five foot twoand a half sans shoesuch crucial factsher dad\u2019s memory lacksgiven half a chancefive foot twoeyes of bluecootchie cootchie cootchie cooand this is whynumbers ending in fiveround up although a solid bet the E you\u2019d getshould that era run on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/?p=45\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Has Anybody Seen My Gal?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46,"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/46"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/electromagneticretaliation.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}